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planetfucker:

I want a big dog, really big, almost impractically big. I want a dog who’s head is level with my nipples when we’re standing side by side. I want a dog which children could in fact ride on without damaging its back. I wan a dog so big from a distance or at night it could be mistaken for a small horse. I want a big dog.

lionkae:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

FUCK THAT SHIT

lionkae:

errrinvia:

I wanna get hella drunk with a cute girl, go out and find random parties to walk into, get food on the walk home, get in bed, cuddle til we pass out, wake up in the morning, make breakfast and that’s it. Nothing else attached ugh like why doesnt this happen in real life

Then get in my bed. I’ll eat you out to if you want.

somethingmildlyoffensive:

octopussiour:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

It’s back

LEFT FUCKING BEEF

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